Bob G.'s Profile
" I think it's a misunderstanding. "
- Kevin Kauffman
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
i think banana will do the trick ! have a blessed day ♥
" The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. "
- Eleanor Roosevelt
alright triceps lets get going ! happy monday friends !
" SUCCESS is for the BRAVE! TRIUMPH awaits to those, that are brave enough to undergo through the trials and tribulations! "
- Philip T. M.
i have several friends to help me when i'm troubled ,,,,,,,and then tere is always my knees on the floor and my head bowed . have a blessed day .
" The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know. "
- Will Rogers
i like a little lemon in my water , gonna be a hot one here , have a blessed day , stay cool , drink liquids ♥
" Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. "
- Mahatma Gandhi
I have a toothbrush that has 3 programed modes and it disinfects after you use it . pretty cool . spotted a squirrel and a chipmunk in my birdfeeder this am .........grrrr . have a blessed TGIF ,,,,peace !
How boring life would be if we were all the same...embrace your own uniqueness... you make life that much more exciting.
— Anita M. Lopez
I STOPPED BUYING PREPROSSED FOODS , CHEAPER AND BETTER FOR YOU ♥ , IT'S FRIDAY'S EVE ......................YEAH ! HAVE A BLESSED DAY ,,,,,,,,STAY COOL !